What do you plan to do after school?

A question was posed to me today.

"Lewis... What do you want to do after school?"

I thought about my answer VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERY carefully here.

3 options ran through my head.

Firstly, "I'ma drop out of first year uni, become a drunk and a druggie and make my living as a pimp. Socially unacceptable, but entrepenuring at its best. I mean come on, it's a way for me to have fun, get sustinance from the drinks, and make money while making other people happy... Generally. I'd be like a genie, make people happy THEN BAM!!! THE DOWNSIDE JUST LIKE ANY GENIES WISH!!! Chlamydia or Syphilis... Or herpes.

Secondly, "I want to go to university for SIX FUCKING YEARS to do the course I want to do and then get stuck in a menial job for the rest of my life never doing anything else." That answer said no to me for two reasons. FIRSTLY, COME ON!!! !NO FUN!. Secondly, 6 years... 6 fucking years. WHO CAN BE FUUUUUCKED.

Finally, "I'm gonna screw around, get drunk, get sexed, get shit faced insane and im gonna enjoy it."

Guess which one I chose....

Heres a hint, response was, "Get out of my class room."

If you guessed 3. YOU WERE RIGHT

Live Life, Enjoy it.

Just Sayin ;)

Adventures of health class. 1.

IM BACK!!!!! SUCK A DICK MOTHERFUCKING FUCKERS!!!!

check my youtube. www.youtube.com/MrShudderrr

Now health class today was entertaining. We were talking about healthcare and organ donors. The question presented was, if someone is not on the organ donor list, do they deserve to be given organs when needed.

My argument was, if they are put onto the waiting list for an organ, they deserve it because we live in a phillanthropic society, also according to the hypocratic oath, doctors need to do what ever possible to help any patient without bias. Including non organ donors.

A girls argument was "its not fair, because they arent doing it, so they dont deserve it".

I posed the question, do we like in the 21st century.

She said yes

I responded "SHITS NOT FAIR"

she threw a pen lid at me...

WIN

Just sayin ;)

I dont have a short OH HEY BUBBLES!!!!

So ive had a revelation come to me a few days ago, firstly my addiction to FLUFFY and SHINY things have started to OVER board... also i've have gained a new addction to... BUBBLES!!! YAYYYYY BUBBULLZZZZZZZZZ

When we pour coke into a glass, that MASSSIVE fiz o' buurbbalz comes up and you just gigglesnort like a teenage girl thats 14, in year 8 and LOOOOOOVES metal music.... No one in particular >_>....

AAAAAS i was saying... shit.... what was i saying... OH YES BUUUEBRABRABBASGAFGAFDSGBUBBLES!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THEM!!!!


So i've started playing my nintendo 64 again, and Zelda Ocarina of Time (ofc). I mean WHO WOULDNT! but yeh, ive once again become increasingly frusturated with said game because of that blue bitch who fails to make me sammiches and just gives me "helpful" tips.. This is my common thought!

I love that game

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drugs not hugs :)

I got something we must REALLY consider.. was wally, or to you american fucks (waldo), or to you azns (laishuching), or to you germans.. (hitler), gay? i mean, consider what that bastard was wearing, and the fact that he was AAAAAALWAYS hiding?...

so i have nothing to blog about, heres some funneh pixzors.

I love portal, this cake made me lol!

one of the funniest pics i have ever seen!

I tried this one today, apparently cleverbot likes penis :)

 

Have a good day everyone, ill be back tonight

.. Just Sayin ;)

Kawazy

Sooo. It comes to my attention that when hummed, fugue number 23 sends our puppy into somewhat of... Oh I don't know... A wild frenzy. I guess coz every time I play with him I hum the same song. Shocking I know. Now I want to put it out there that... Speaking another language is pretty hardcore. Being able to speak more then 4 languages is pretty solid, (doesn't have to be fluid) and being able to say fuck you in more then 8 languages is just fucking epic.

Now I have a firm belief in pissing people off. If there was a religion of annoyance, I would join that without a thought.

There are three different types off annoyances... Let me deal this out to do.

First there's the physical annoyances - the people that specialize in this form of pissing-offness. They will touch, feel, poke, shove, hit and punch you until it drives you mad with which they respond with "calm down man, chill ya jets." (Dave this explains why I've done this :P cool ya jets bro).

Second is the Vocal Annoyances - This specialty of annoyance is usually "accidentally" used by people with high pitched voices. But people that have mastered the art of vocal annoyance and move their voice box and embechure in such a way that your voice takes such a sound to piss other off. They also count as people who repeat shit, annoying shit that bore you with tedium and piss you off with stupid catch phrases

Finally there's the visual annoyances - the people specializing in such, will do stuff in front of your eyes to gain your attention, or they will block your vision or do something stupid to obscure stuff.

Then there's the people that specialize in all three!! I like to call those people fucking awesome.. Anybody that has that much skill should actually make this shit a religion... OHEY!!! I'm all three. Fuck yehh!


Nah but seriously, these people are a nuisance... And I love it, because they can make shit better at times...

Just Sayin ;)

Depression

So me as a person, i suffer from depression, i get MASSIVE mood swings and occaisionally feel like jumping off of a TALL building. I hate those days. But i came across a picture as such





Now, ive got a 4th to add on to this picture..

So this is true - optimists are "glass half full"
pesimists are "glass half empty"
awesomists are "holy shit! there's a dragon in the glass!"
THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN THERES LEWISISTS!
Lewisists are "WHO THE FUCK DRANK MY WATER!!! I WILL CUT A BITCH!"

i never share drinks, it pisses me off. So please... fuck off.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY VANESSA!!!

Just Sayin ;)

THIS IS HOW I DANCE!!

THIS IS HOW I DANCE!!
WHEN IM NOT WEARING UNDERPANTS!!!
I LOVE HOW I DANCE!!
AND IM NOT GONNA BE WEARIN UNDERPANTS!!!
YOU CANT MAKE ME!! *BOOOOOOOM*

SO EEEEEEEEEEEEEVERYONE loves very fucking random shit that people say, or the awesome silence breakers such as.... oh i dont know... someone playing a squeaky note on a clarinet OOOOOR someone shouting randomly (please use a very high voice)...

"HEY BOOGIE BOOGIE MY BRAIN IS AN ANTELOPE
HAVE SOME MUSTARD COZ ITS EASTER IN YOUR FACE!!!
MAH TONAYULZ!"

everyone hate awkward silence but we are all too scared to break it.... then there are the roosterteeth such as me and dave over here >>>>> (hes sitting right next to me, check him out www.reinforcenegativeaspects.blogspot.com).

So heres somethings that we can do to break silence... First of all theres the "fake sneeze". Commonly used in exam periods... people will just be like..

".... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..."

usually this starts off a chain reaction and BAM the silence is over.

In times of extreme pressure, theres the *gigglesnort* (love you Bishop).

This will release all pressure, and the tense silence of those working around you, starting a chain reaction of gglz.

Finally theres the random shouting such as

"NO I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU!!! STOP... TOUCHING... MEEEEEEEEEE!"

or

"HEY BOOGIE BOOGIE
MY BRAIN IS AN ANTELOPE
HAVE SOME MUSTARD COZ ITS EASTER IN YOUR FACE
MY TONAYULZ"

If this does work... then your in a room full of mutes... and you look like a total dickhead..

... Just Sayin ;)